Template Test
Monday, May 19, 2003
This is the last post! The test is complete! The code validates for both CSS and XHTML with no warnings at all...........Yippee!
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Sunday, May 18, 2003
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One thing that the guide books never tell you about travelling to different countries is how wet your posterior could become. Sometimes the reverse is true, you might end up with drier buttocks than you had ever imagined!
What am I talking about?
Toilets!
One of the earliest things that I noticed when coming to the U.S.A. was that the toilets are designed in such a way as to be less likely to splash during use. It can still happen in extreme use, but for the most part, ones nether regions are safer here.
British toilets have the water much further away. As one sits there, contemplating life, the thought can come that what you are creating feels like a major splasher. What to do? Should you position yourself squarely over the area and hope for a clean entry, like an olympic diver? Chances are that you'll end up soaked! Should you lean way forward at just the right moment so that any liquid might miss you? With this method you will probably end up with droplets some way up the back of your shirt!
The practice of giving the seat a good wipe has more importance when the paper can be used to prevent a tsunami going right up your tradesmens entrance. This only works for a single release though. The protective barrier only works once. The answer for the British, it would seem, is to make sure that the event is well coordinated, resulting in one large and well formed unit.
Then comes the lottery of the flush! What are the odds of it making it around the corner? Will a blockage be the next problem?
This will have to wait for a future entry, being beyond the scope of this thought provoker. I may choose to vent forth sometime soon but whatever happens, please give the matter some consideration when you next feel the need to vent forth yourself!
Saturday, May 17, 2003
